Migel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GameInRule#00- Minecraft]

This would almost been great (dw its from good 2 great ;D ) if the ending was better delivered.
Still funny stuff man good job. Only advice I can give is to occasionally pan the camera a bit and zoom in and out. Makes things more lifely.

nicksoul responds:

thanks I will be better!

[Kitty Cat From Hell]

This video didnt need stick characters persé. Not that I hate those but this video wasn't animation heavy, so I dont saw the need.
Still cute though. And the cow humping in the back was hilliarious.

raremasta responds:

But I'm a stickman animator :(... lol Maybe I should do some fullbodies, doesn't seem like the comunity here likes stickman much. or maybe i can make them soooo detailed that you'll love them :D

[Inanimate]

You know whats funny?

A japanese 14 year old animator could look at this video and other ng videos and laugh his ass off at the really bad animation. A comedian could laugh his ass off the scripts written here. And profesional voice actors ( you know those people that are actually known outside of ng and get a job ) could in fact laugh his ass off about the voice acting quality. But you know what they got in common? They are fucking douchebags.

When someone starts the sentence "I know its not great, boohoo", i want to punch him in the face. He is just a product of his surrounding douchebags in which he finds himself somewhat unworthy.
You are proud of this bitch or you wouldnt put it online, admit it. Stop being a fucking pussy boy and do what you like in life and stop pretending that animation is something more than pleasing sweating virgins or that you need reckonition of people spending their time drawing dicks and making fun other animators.

You know what I do for my life? I create PID regulators systems to pump 2kg of water into 0.5 kg of chicken so you basicly eat water for 5,5 dollar, I pump charcoal into whitebread to make you think your eating brown bread with lots of fibers while cancer is just a month away, I make calculations if its durable to start a factory just to pump garbage ( N ) into the gas to make your energy bill go higher for each liter while you house will never get warm.

And Im fucking proud of it...well mostly because of the 60k a year earnigs and fucking people over. Problem is, though im a douchebag, I could be more of a douchebag to judge a flashanimator his job while hes having a good time making it and constantly self praise my income compared to that of a random animator. ( And therefor I like to spend most my time reviewing movies here ;) )

But its all fake. The reality is there will always be people better than you and while thats the case everyone is expendable at the same time. If I die, the next douchebag will take my place and if you die some loser will make a flash movie of it and more losers will post comment on that movie and take your place. So best thing one could do is stand up, smile and have damn good time on this planet.

And newgrounds used to stand for that smile, where profesional animators would have to share their work with movies what looked like 14 year old drawin skills ( american 14 year old drawing skill ), because it was evenly entertaining. We all knew there was a difference in quality, but we didnt care if the joke came across. I say let those times return to us.

Most movies with your name on it rice pirate are decent projects but even if only you liked doing it but had fun doing it I would praise you from the depths of my heart....that is if you wouldnt have pussied ut in your commentary and making a movie making fun of animators who cant get their creativity started with the help of some dick drawing douchebag ;)

RicePirate responds:

Ah, the Dutch. Such a "direct" and "honest" people ;)

As an animation hobbyist, I'm not particularly confident about my skills or execution, especially because this is new for me. I'm proud that I made it, but I'm not particularly proud of the result. I didn't expect folks to like it as much as they did.

The animation was really meant to showcase the people who think "having the tools will do the work for them". It wasn't meant to poke fun at people who genuinely wish to create, or who genuinely understand the need to learn.

My disclaimer wasn't meant to be "Boo-hoo, I'm new at this, so be nice vote 5" It was meant to be "Hey, I'm new at this, so if you got advice/tips, please leave them." And some people have left some very helpful criticisms.

Everyone starts somewhere, and some people find it helpful to see how others start and (hopefully) progress. That's all I meant ;)

[Oddball: Halloween 2011]

Good job, ending bit meh

Animation was nice and voice acting was solid. The humor was good, but given the main characters interesting powers the ending was a bit abrupt.

Kreid responds:

Aye I had to cut it short due to time and my Uni work

[Kawaii Battle Stars]

Pfoe decent but already done.

The graphics and animation was done nicely and the style was clean and consistent. The only problem i have with this work is that its closely related to that anime serie egoraptor did. Though I have to note that the voice acting in this series was better.

Dont make another one plz and let spazkid get back to his fucking work.

AxelTheNavy responds:

Buttity not In-pooted animated by Asskid420

[Resident Evil Code: Pwanchi Pt 1]

Awesome

I felt somewhat dissapointed with the ending of last series so this is a nice suprise. Once again you managed to capture the atmoshpere of the series while putting it in a comedy suit.
The only thing that could have been bad about this series was Alfred seeing as noone could step into the shoe that Legendary Frog left behind.
But that let to a funny surprise ;)
Anyway looking forward to this series....dont rush the ending ;)

cyotecody555 responds:

Haha you won't have to worry bout that XD
This thing is huge

[Banana Boat]

My kind of movie

Too bad there arent more movies around like this on ng. The only problems I had with this is that the animation sometimes felt empty ( lot of white ). Also the mic
quality was a bit bad when speaking the p loudly.

Otherwise interesting stuff ;)

Virgilcomic responds:

thnx maybe check out some of me other anis

[Captain Ig'nant]

Its okay

Well it surely was entertaining. Graphics were pretty good and animation was superb, exspecially at the start. After that it was okay still but there was less animation involved. Good job on that.

Problem i have as some would agree with me after youtubing "boondocks n****r moment full explanation", that the general joke idea and some of the lines were bluntly stolen. Even the way n****r is pronounced in this movie feels like a rippoff and some the animations feel rather familiar. Now i dont mind if someone occasionally steals a joke but roughly 70% of this flash doesnt eye original.

You still entertain me nonetheless buts its like you stole a ferrari and some guys like "hey that guy stole my ferarri" and im standing on the sidewalk saying "yeah well he driving that vehicle like its suposed to be". I mean its nice and all but you should be in jail ;)

Chakra-X responds:

I must disagree sir. I love the boondocks, I know exactly what the "n moment" episode is, and I even looked at that episode to how it escalated and to see if mine was too close.

I had two black guys get in an argument and then settle their differences. Boondocks at two black guys argue, shoot each other, then settle their differences before getting shot. That concept is not owned by the boondocks. I constantly here on the news about senseless shootings in inner city neighborhoods that started from "an argument", or I have seen fights break out over stupid shit back in high school, so having to black people get angry over nothing and *not* shoot each other, which everyone is expecting, meant a lot to me. No way in hell was I going to decide to not include the scene because it reminded me of boondocks. That shit happens a lot, Boondocks did not make it up.

Boondocks popularized the pronunciation "nyuckah", mainly with Stickmeaner. My voice actor for Captain Ignant tried doing that once, and I said no because people would say I am stealing from Boondocks. The only similarities is that both Boondocks and my cartoon use the n word much more often then other cartoons, so that makes (bogus) similarities.

As for the rest of the cartoon, past the two black guys fighting, I see nothing remotely stolen from boondocks. Boondocks did not have a super hero with laser 'Sambo' vision, or turning school kids in to thugs, or getting girls pregnant.

I am all fine with Boondocks comparisons, it's hard not to make the distinction, but to say I am stealing is a bit much!

[Quest of the Manwhore]

Best thing currently out

Animations and drawings were much better than normally. I also really like how you still use larger frame than other animators to work in and still make it look good.

The lyrics were much darker this time but still living up to Fernandos style,
The intermission was quite nostalgic I remember it from your old website but with the autotune program and the crowd made it a perfect joke :)

I have watched your stuff since the weed drought of '03 and I think you basicly have reached perfection now. I can only think of couple of animators here that can keep up but then again your style is quite unique. But if you want to suprise me by making even better movies. Shit, I wont stop you ;)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks migel!
i think gooseman has been an aspiring singer for longer than he's been an organ merchant even.

["Dear Santhrax"]

Nice stuff

The only thing bad about this flash movie is that the title gave away the joke in advance :D

@philantroxity
You are bit of a douchebag and a fool.
douchebag) This movie is made to amuze people so its not a biological lesson. Its also unclear to me that the antrax part turned you off since it could not been created by a chemistry set, while the kid being able to make it or santa claus existing did not you turn you off. You must wonder how much your opinion about realism counts if its really selective like that.
fool) If the kid had sufficient knowledge he could get the antrhax from a deceased animal or human. Because of the spore ( dustlike ) form the bacteria can survive for decades. His chemistry set could be used to contain the bacteria and help it grow from a couple of spores to full letter of powder. Though would need some extra stuff.

vlaktemaat responds:

Wow we learn everyday :D

thanks for this awesome review!!